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		<title>MySQL SQL Mode Fun</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Jun 2010 19:56:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Simon</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[While looking for some information on the web, I found quite nice piece of SQL, something like:
SET sql_mode=&#8217;STRICT_ALL_TABLES&#8217;; &#8212; Session scope for the purpose of this article
This sql_mode looked quite interesting, I&#8217;ve checked that in the MySQL documentation and well&#8230; it is a little bit terrifying.

The GIGO
Unfortunately too less programmers think about data that is stored [...]


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		<title>Naming Convention aka PHP vs Python</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Jun 2010 21:07:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Simon</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Is Python really better than PHP? I doubt, and in this post I just write what I think about it and that both languages are very similar, are messed in a similar way.


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		<title>SQLAlchemy Defines New SQL Standard</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Apr 2010 20:18:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Simon</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dreaming About SQL
Well, I thought that I know the SQL standard a little bit. I also know that there is Limit/Offset Hell in the RDBMS world as each engine implements its own version of limiting records (yea, some brave programmers even implement their own version &#8211; getting all records from table and sort them in [...]


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<li><a href='http://simononsoftware.com/mysql-sql-mode-fun/' rel='bookmark' title='Permanent Link: MySQL SQL Mode Fun'>MySQL SQL Mode Fun</a> <small>While looking for some information on the web, I found...</small></li>
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		<title>I Hate April, 1</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Apr 2010 17:18:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Simon</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So finally the day came, the first of Aprli, the most f*** day you can imagine. There is no way to read news on the web or listen to the radio. Each news is infected with some jokes/fakes/whatever.
For me this is not funny, what do you think?


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		<title>PHP Funny Behaviour</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Sep 2009 21:15:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Simon</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Today I found a small example of a php code that reminded me the endless battles between ruby/python and php folks stating how bad the php is. Well&#8230; let&#8217;s see the small example:
&#60;?php
$ee = new e();
$ee-&#62;x();

print_r($ee);

class e
{
  function x()
  {
    print "run x()\n";
  }
}
running this returned no error, but [...]


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		<title>Another misleading &#8220;PostgreSQL vs MySQL review&#8221;!!!</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 31 Aug 2009 21:07:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Simon</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yea&#8230; I wanted to write something as soon as I stop laughing from THIS but I think that reading this comment should be enough.


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Checking PostgreSQL Database [...]


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		<title>The Worst Database Design</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 25 Aug 2009 10:52:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Simon</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Let&#8217;s create tables&#8230; like this:
CREATE TABLE A
(
    ID PRIMARY KEY
    ...
);

CREATE TABLE B
(
    ID PRIMARY KEY
    ...
);
The whole idea is that (due to some reasons that I don&#8217;t remember) there is one-to-one relation between those two tables (A.id = B.id). One-to-one relation is [...]


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		<title>Yea, Let&#8217;s Destroy Computers</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 09 Nov 2008 20:30:19 +0000</pubDate>
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http://incredimazing.com/static/media/2008/09/19/edafe06ae7ab931/5c944ff6947a714


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		<title>Sorry, Admins Are Sleeping</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 25 Oct 2008 13:09:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The server that host(ed) Planet PostgreSQL went down on Wednesday night. Unfortunately we don&#8217;t have any backups
http://people.planetpostgresql.org/devrim/index.php?/archives/1-guid.html
Well, just no comments here.


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		<title>Quite Nice RFC</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 19 Oct 2008 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Simon</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[                             ARPAWOCKY

                    Twas brillig, and the Protocols
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